If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
As promised, I am doing a giveaway now that I am above 50 followers. I’m actually almost to 80!
For my giveaway, I am going to have a bit of a contest. It is followers only because I love you guys and you all have helped me out and made me feel good over the past year or two.
The contest is to fill in the blanks:
“Oh no, Stephie! We’re trapped in/on/under ________! If we don’t ___________, I don’t think we’ll make it! Quick, pass me that __________ and I’ll __________!”
And add one sentence to add some flavour!
Send it to my inbox and I will pick the one I like the best. If I hit 80 followers, then I will pick two! If I hit 100, then I will pick three!! Wow!! Anywhere in the world! Just remember you have to give me your address….
What’s the prize? I will make something for you! I will knit you a scarf or sew you a shirt or make a cosplay prop for you (within shipping reason) or make a friendship bracelet or draw your character and send you the original or whatever!! I’m crafty and I love you guys! If you happen to be local to Vancouver, you can also choose to have a free make-up session! Did I mention I’m a professional?
Everyone is welcome to enter so long as you are following me :)
I will hold the contest open until June 1st!! Think of some crazy things! Make me laugh my ass off or cry tears of joy!! Be wild! Be crazy!
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.
Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll. And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face.
And then you realize that that was the hero.
And then the credits roll.
Yes yes yes yes yes.
Oh my god I’m so giddy right now you don’t even know~~!!@!RQwrAsg
But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to “overthink” pop culture? Why would you ever be afraid that looking too hard at something will ruin it? If the government built a huge, mysterious device in the middle of your town and immediately surrounded it with a fence that said, “NOTHING TO SEE HERE!” I’m pretty damned sure you wouldn’t rest until you knew what the hell that was — the fact that they don’t want you to know means it can’t be good.
Well, when any idea in your brain defends itself with “Just relax! Don’t look too close!” you should immediately be just as suspicious. It usually means something ugly is hiding there.
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
This is the worst time of night. I want to be home. I want to be sleeping. I want to sleep at night. Nightwork sucks. I’ve started dreading evening-time. I actually like daylight hours these days. I think what this means is that I’m finally no longer a teenager, at age 24. Yes, I think that’s the true final measure of adulthood, not being able to sleep in the day. Well anyway, back to work, I guess.