May 2013
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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This is the worst time of night. I want to be home. I want to be sleeping. I want to sleep at night. Nightwork sucks. I’ve started dreading evening-time. I actually like daylight hours these days. I think what this means is that I’m finally no longer a teenager, at age 24. Yes, I think that’s the true final measure of adulthood, not being able to sleep in the day. Well anyway,...
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anberlyn:
one of my fears is dying before a movie i really want to see comes out.
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liladisco replied to your post: Want to do a thing. What thing? Any thing….
who did the thing it was you then
Man, I wish I did the thing.
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Want to do a thing. What thing? Any thing. Probably should make a thing to eat though, because we really need to go to work and do the things there. Regardless, sitting here and not doing any thing is doing me no good.
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mypatronusisyou:
I hate people who make depressing cynical remarks and complain about how the world sucks yet don’t do anything to try to change it and always try to bring everyone down and burst everyone else’s bubble and think they’re being cool and snarky and edgy when they’re just being an ass
if you’re that person you’re the worst person
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meladoodle:
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
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joyfulldreams:
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING
GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER
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Posted the first chapter on AO3 of that Lutece story I posted here last week. Oddly, 200 words of it seem to have disappeared, and I have no idea where they went. I can only assume it was the HTML counting as words in my original document, but not on AO3. I guess.
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dirktier:
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
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Turning off my browser and writing until I’ve written at least an hour’s worth, or Jason gets home and I’m rendered incapable of writing because I just can’t do it when people are around. I’m only posting this because if I don’t have some sort of proof to tie me down, I’ll inevitably go back on my plan and just keep browsing infinitely. In really...
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
rneerkat:
darrynek:
rneerkat:
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
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I always have a really hard time remembering that there are 365 days in a year, not 356.
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spookmyphallus:
equiuszahhak:
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
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Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs...
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Some Wonderful Words →
space-muffin-man:
lamdaspace:
Pronoia: The opposite of paranoia. The belief that the universe is conspiring to better you.
Idiolect: A person’s individual speech pattern.
Apricity: The warmth of the sun in Winter.
Mudita: The opposite of schadenfreude. Sympathetic or vicarious joy, the pleasure that comes from delighting in other people’s well-being.
Oneirataxia: The inability to...
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pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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Oh, before bed, one random story: Today when I was outside with my chihuahua Tobi, a big pretty yellow butterfly was fluttering around the yard, and he started to chase it. I don’t think he’d ever seen a butterfly so close before. But when he got close to it, it flew into his face and he freaked out and ran away. Then it started chasing him around the yard and it was just the most...
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Wow I’m super freaking tired, but … oh, well, I can probably go to bed now, I’ll just have to stay up pretty late tomorrow. I think I can do that. Oyasuminasai then, ‘cuz I’m outta here.
muffin-bitch:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
what the fuck you’re right
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
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bodaciouscans:
ladyavenger:
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
forteglyceride:
nsfwsb:
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
this is seriously the best analogy ever
ambitioncutsusdown:
thesixtysevenchevyimpala:
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
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there are three kinds of friends in this world
anluan:
the ones who’d take you out if you ever turned into a supervillain
the ones who’d fight to get you safely into custody and try to talk you around
the ones who’d be up there in a ridiculous costume beside you, helping you load your nuclear powered hamster cannon
