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thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:14:30 -0400

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:46:02 -0400

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

This is the worst time of night. I want to be home. I want to be sleeping. I want to sleep at night....

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:44:16 -0400

This is the worst time of night. I want to be home. I want to be sleeping. I want to sleep at night. Nightwork sucks. I’ve started dreading evening-time. I actually like daylight hours these days. I think what this means is that I’m finally no longer a teenager, at age 24. Yes, I think that’s the true final measure of adulthood, not being able to sleep in the day.
Well anyway, back to work, I guess.

anberlyn: one of my fears is dying before a movie i really want to see comes out.

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:17:59 -0400

anberlyn:

one of my fears is dying before a movie i really want to see comes out.

buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:53:02 -0400

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:39:01 -0400

liladisco replied to your post: Want to do a thing. What thing? Any thing…. who did the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:35:40 -0400

liladisco replied to your post: Want to do a thing. What thing? Any thing….

who did the thing it was you then

Man, I wish I did the thing.

Want to do a thing. What thing? Any thing. Probably should make a thing to eat though, because we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:24:21 -0400

Want to do a thing. What thing? Any thing. Probably should make a thing to eat though, because we really need to go to work and do the things there. Regardless, sitting here and not doing any thing is doing me no good.

costumecommunityservice: shoomlah: So the problem with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:00 -0400

more like UNDRESSING amirite

No she wouldn't be wearing shoes at this point but I am lazy and didn't want to draw feet WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

costumecommunityservice:

shoomlah:

So the problem with designing characters who become popular is that, if you’re a needy bastard like me who tracks the Lutece tags when you’re bored, you’re suddenly exposed to a ton of art of said characters in various states of undress.

I’m not one to discourage this sort of thing- no no, I have sketchbooks full of Remus/Sirius stuff from high school- but I figured I might as well give everyone a leg-up with a more detailed guide to Rosalind Lutece’s potential underthings. I’ve seen a ton of drawings of her in corsets from a good 50 years before her time and I… I needed to step in.

Think of this as a primer! Not a be-all-end-all of Edwardian underthings (heck, I’m still learning this stuff), but it might teach you some new fashion terms/ideas you weren’t previously aware of! Go forth, young padawan, and draw historically-accurate Rosalind porn to your heart’s content.

…I do not know if this counts as fanart or not since I’m the one doing it? Whatever. RESEARCH OR DIE MOFOS

My heart is all a-flutter.

civil-anarchy: redneckwerewolf: big-green-style: beben-eleben:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:42:31 -0400

civil-anarchy:

redneckwerewolf:

big-green-style:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

Parenting: Ruining your nice fence to teach your kid an important lesson

still a valid lesson

I would ruin ten fences just to teach someone that lesson.

angry-johnny-99: thebattlefrontier: thetommohawk: shugarskull:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:27 -0400

angry-johnny-99:

thebattlefrontier:

thetommohawk:

shugarskull:

I see lots of people posting stuff from the pokemon fusion app but how about a pokemon game that lets you fuze pokemon from 5 generations and actually train and battle them?

http://pokemonfusion.wikia.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Fusion_Generation_Wiki

Play thissss!!

ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS EXISTS?!

?!?!? HOW

does it work on mac

mypatronusisyou: I hate people who make depressing cynical remarks and complain about how the world...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:45 -0400

mypatronusisyou:

I hate people who make depressing cynical remarks and complain about how the world sucks yet don’t do anything to try to change it and always try to bring everyone down and burst everyone else’s bubble and think they’re being cool and snarky and edgy when they’re just being an ass

if you’re that person you’re the worst person

wintersruins: WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?! I LOVE YOU!

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:56:46 -0400

wintersruins:

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?! I LOVE YOU!

languageek: Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:28:45 -0400

languageek:

Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here.

meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:13 -0400

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

joyfulldreams: inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:10:42 -0400

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

hannigramthings: YOU HAD TO PUT THE DANISH IN THE OVEN! I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:17:47 -0400

hannigramthings:

YOU HAD TO PUT THE DANISH IN THE OVEN!

I remember seeing this photoset even before I was familiar was Hannibal, and I think I had a tiny heart attack even then.

kiwibutt: I’m scared of this

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:49:43 -0400

kiwibutt:

I’m scared of this

Posted the first chapter on AO3 of that Lutece story I posted here last week. Oddly, 200 words of it...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:50 -0400

Posted the first chapter on AO3 of that Lutece story I posted here last week. Oddly, 200 words of it seem to have disappeared, and I have no idea where they went. I can only assume it was the HTML counting as words in my original document, but not on AO3. I guess.

nevertoomanyspiders: coyotestar: might do more later these...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:21:16 -0400

nevertoomanyspiders:

coyotestar:

might do more later

these are amazing???

CHARTA HOLY GOSH